It was a cold, still morning in Gimp City. However in the underbelly of the metropolis 
the super zeros were doing what they do best, protecting the innocent citizens from 
the menace of Edward Von Smitherington and his sidekick Christiano Davros.  The 
inhabitants had been  under his control for many a year until a freak nuclear explosion 
which mutated six unsuspecting men into super human beings.  Alexius, with his 
exceptionally small penis can pick any lock.  Ashtrex, has the abiltity to come at will 
coating his victims with a radioactive sperm which glues them to the floor.  Barrence, 
an ex-strong man from the circus gained abilities of super strength.  Dante, was 
spliced together with a camellion giving him acceptional powers of disguise.  Levis, 
the local alcoholic was drinking in a pub and as a result his blood was replaced with 
alcohol giving him paralysing breath.  Merricko’s natural condition was enhanced and 
externalised giving him the power to make any solid object malleable.

A woman was walking down a back ally, all of a sudden a group of Smitheringtons 
minions jumped out at her.   They wrestled her to the floor as she screamed aloud they 
taped her legs and arms together and dragged her off to a disused warehouse to 
interrogate her.
“What is it you know about Smitherington Enterprises?” one of the minions 
screeched, whilst another prodded her in the back.  The woman was given chance to 
speak and used it to yell for help.  On the other side of town her cry was heard by 
Levis and the super zeros were on there way to rescue another damsel in distress.  
Levis and Alexius, the driver, headed to the disused warehouse in the spunk mobile.  
Levis approached the warehouse, “This is a job for you needle dick Alexius” and 
before he had finished his sentence they had gained entry.  They sneaked up on the 
minions, “Speak Bitch” they commanded as the woman was dripping with sweat she 
with held her newly obtained knowledge.  The minions were getting restless now and 
were about to result to violence when Levis and Alexius let a stunning assault fly.  
The speed and fury of which resulted of a quick dismantling of the situation.  As the 
minions scraped themselves off the wall the super zeros were gone with the girl in 
Alexius’ arms.  
  They took her to the front of the city hall and told her that she shouldn’t walk alone 
that late at night.  “I’m not afraid of any of Gimp boy’s minions”, she said arrogantly.  
Alexius shocked by her lack of gratitude replied, “You should be they don’t usually 
travel in such large numbers, they must be afraid of you…”, when Levis added from 
the background, “Or what you know?”.  They both gave her an inquisitive stare as she 
whispered, “Lets talk, but not here he has minions all over the city”.